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"Asshushan"!
Huh?
Did you say "asshushan" just now?
I couldn't say the next word.
I was like "sshan" just now.
I'm really curious about what the correct answer is.
I'm also really surprised.
Asshiruka Club
It's completely different.
The first "asshiruka" is "asshiruka club".
Yes.
On TV,
they often say "the first place is..."
asshiruka club
I've been watching it for a long time,
and I didn't notice it.
I was wondering why they were doing it.
Rather than being interested in it,
it's like they're doing it for fun.
But the celebrities
are like "wow, it's really good!"
They've been doing it lately.
Kirin Kawashima
I've been watching "Kirin Kawashima" a lot lately.
Like "vibes"?
I was wondering what it was like.
I like it.
I'll hold it while I go into the sauna.
If we can do it,
I think we can
get used to it
even if we bring it.
We might be able to do it
with our own tension.
Are you interested in it?
But it's okay.
If you can't stand it,
you can get angry.
It's not on TV.
Anyway,
let's announce
our rankings.
Since we don't have a theme,
we don't have many lines.
You're right.
You're the planner.
Maybe we're wrong?
I want to know the basics.
The basics?
Let's go.
If it's a computer,
we can watch it here.
This is it.
This is it?
Can we use it?
I'm curious about it.
What is it?
Can we use it?
I want to see it.
Can we use it here?
What?
It's hard.
Can we use it here?
Can we use it
It's weird.
Can we use it here?
What?
If you take it with you, my computer will be gone.
Oh, it's gone!
Watch out!
Mirroring, right?
Yes.
I'll announce the first place.
I'll do it once for investment.
OK.
I'll announce it.
OK.
Ranking.
Ranking!
It's simple.
What?
Fifth place!
What? Is it like that?
It's like a joke.
My college classmate was working with Mr. Naito and he was very excited!
What?
When I messaged him and said, "Oh, you were great," he said, "What? Is this person famous?"
Not at all!
He was preaching a lot!
It's like a joke.
It's like a joke, isn't it?
Ranking!
What?
It's like a short story.
Fourth place!
It's different from what I thought.
It's completely different.
When I was happy that UNIQLO was finally made in ION, UNIQLO in WINGTOWN closed shopped.
Oh, I see.
It's not like I can crush other shops just because it's made in ION!
You're already satisfied.
Ranking!
Let me think about it.
What?
Let me think about it!
I imagined a news program in the afternoon.
That's right.
I'm definitely not in first place.
Oh!
Did you think everyone would do this?
Well...
But this is about three steps away.
That's right!
You're not going to tell me what ranking it is, are you?
Ranking!
Just doing it is fun and it doesn't matter where you are.
Oh, right?
Yeah.
I'm a little happy about it.
Which one is it?
I'm happy about it.
Can I continue?
Yes, please.
There are only three steps left.
Yes.
Here we go!
Ranking!
Third place!
Wow, it's huge.
When we were in high school, we used to listen to music in our school uniforms and in our earphones.
Now that we're in high school, I hope we don't get caught doing this in the airport.
I hope we don't get caught doing this in the airport!
This is super embarrassing.
Ranking!
I got it!
Second place!
Isn't there a ranking or something?
What kind of mistake is this?
Even at 28 years old, I still love boobs.
That's for sure!
That's for sure.
As I thought, um...
On the thumbnail...
As I thought, whether or not my boobs are beautiful is very important!
But I don't know...
Ranking!
Oh, first place?
First place!
As expected, you're not very good at it...
Ani, who rarely watches YouTube, got mad at the only YouTuber watching this video!
You're pretty good at talking...
He really got mad!
I don't think he'll get mad, but...
I'm glad you're not mad.
I was like "WHAT'S WITH YOU?!"
I'm disappointed!
I'm glad you're not mad.
I want you to watch the video properly.
I'm sure you will!
5 minutes later...
I'm sorry for bothering you, but...
What did you show me?
I don't know...
What?!
What time?!
Recently, I've been watching Kanjita Ranking a lot.
That's funny, too!
Did you write that your emotions were high?
It's not anger...
It's Kanjita Ranking.
Why did you show me the video?
I like showing videos.
But Ani is the only one who watches ST STUDIO every day.
I'm shocked.
That's a little...
I want you to watch it at least 10 times.
I told you that you're my junior.
I told you.
Don't get mad.
You don't like it?
I'm sorry for bothering you.
5 minutes later...
Can you use it?
No, I can't stand up.
You don't have to stand up.
I don't do running.
You don't talk, do you?
Can you connect it?
I can only connect it.
That's good.
I can watch it over there, not on my computer.
I'm sorry.
Let's move on to the next one.
If Toshimitsu has the best idea...
I'd like you to help me out.
Don't you think we should connect it?
We should connect it!
You don't have to connect it.
Are you kidding me?
You put your computer here, don't you?
Then I'll give you my ranking.
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
Popular products that both friends bring home.
Best 5!
I don't know.
I'm curious about this one.
I don't really want to see it.
It's not particularly good for you.
Fifth place.
Mando (dumplings)
It's so mando!
Even in both houses where friends with rich personalities gather...
There is no one who eats this popular classic snack.
It's so good!
Fifth place.
Cup raw miso soup with cats.
Cup raw miso soup for morning and evening meals.
From the middle of drinking to the end of drinking.
Cats' miso soup.
It's very popular with people who drink alcohol.
Third place.
Oolong tea.
Lawson original oolong tea.
Oolong tea that is new in Marutai has been added to the shopping cart.
As a driver and as a chaser, we have great trust in Marutai.
Second place is Popcorn salt flavor of Sezenai Kaien salt.
This is also Popcorn salt flavor of Lawson original.
Masudei the popcorn lover and pro rugby player always stock at their house.
When you notice the gentle taste, you can't stop and you can eat it in no time.
And the first place is Pino!
Pino!
You can eat it even if you are full. Its exquisite taste and size are the best.
It is also easy to share, so there is stock in the freezer of your house for a year.
So we brought it to the studio.
Good! Good! Good!
I've seen it all!
If you go around the convenience store, you can see it all.
When you come to my house and play, you can bring it and you will be happy.
Each of us has seen it about 10,000 times.
How do you like it?
It's crunchy and moist.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for crushing your hand.
It's moist.
It's moist!
I imagined it like this.
Is it because you don't have a big brother?
I'm older than you.
It's different from the program you're watching.
How about you, Tetsuya?
No, I don't use it.
Here is the ranking I have prepared for you.
This summer is finally here.
How are you spending the hot summer?
Today, we will blow away such heat with even hotter heat.
This project is...
Tetsuya's Hot New Year's Day!
I have a good feeling about it.
For the past few years, Tetsuya has been keeping his weight at 72kg without making any effort.
However, thanks to Tokai-on-Air's project, his weight has increased to 78kg.
Did such a good thing happen to him?
He has changed his life entirely and his drink is...
He always drank black oolong tea and trained hard every day.
As a result, his weight has always been able to keep at 60kg.
Oh, this is...
Oh, I ate dinner earlier, so I'm 70kg now.
It's not funny!
It's not funny, but it's not funny.
I've seen it on TV, but it's more meaty.
No, no, no, it's not funny because it's 60kg.
It's not funny because it's YouTube.
It's tough, but you can't say it like that.
We're all helping each other on TV, right?
YouTube is our enemy.
Oh, it's tough here, too.
It's tough.
My weight is often 60kg.
It's not funny, so what is it?
Get ready!
Tetsuya-san recently noticed that an Instagram update was coming.
If you update and start Instagram right away, you'll see a button you're not used to seeing added.
Yes, it was the latest feature, "reel".
This "reel" is a new feature that allows you to watch videos like TikTok.
Tetsuya-san is also working hard on his Instagram activities.
There will be many people who are looking forward to posting a lot of posts and reels as Tokai OnAir's Insta King in the future.
The fourth...
Which one is it?
What?
What's wrong with you?
How late is it?
There's a reel.
It's a reel.
Wow! You're an old man!
Reel! Reel!
It's the same as Tokai OnAir.
Reel!
I think it's coming now.
The new reel is hot.
What are you talking about?
Reel!
Reel is hot.
It's hot.
Even if you look at this book, it's dark.
It's dark.
That's enough.
The third...
The other day, the most popular monster hunter series' latest work "Monster Hunter Rise"
subdued a giant centipede.
Surprisingly, three rare materials dropped by the giant centipede and Kasumiryu's artillery at the same time.
The third...
I dropped a lot of bullets.
I'm glad.
Personally, I think it's hot.
I agree.
It's like 3% ink.
It's hard to notice that it's hot.
But we didn't do the latest monster hunter series.
I don't know.
From now on, it's getting hotter and hotter.
Second!
A taxi driver who is busy with various tasks every day.
His mental strength for enormous tasks is said to be 800 million or 900 million times higher than that of ordinary people.
This tobacco item supports it.
It is no longer a necessary tobacco, but sometimes it can be troublesome.
If you are too enthusiastic about your work and leave your tobacco alone, you will smell all over the room.
To solve such problems, we have purchased this product.
It is said to be "intelligent ash tray air cleaner".
As soon as you assemble it as described in the manual, switch on!
With this, you can concentrate on your work more than ever before because you can breathe in the smoke of the tobacco placed on the ash tray and clean it up.
I thought, but when I looked closely, I wasn't breathing at all!
It's a waste of money!
Second!
Shopping failure!
It's a waste of money!
This product has gone up, but it may have been first place since I pushed it yesterday.
I made a mistake.
This is hot.
It was hot when I bought it.
I'm curious about first place.
Are you sure?
Yes!
If you were hot, you could have used my song at first.
Ouch!
I see!
Edit!
Let's go first!
Shopping failure is too much!
It's a waste of money!
Tetsuya is quite particular about fashion.
What you were wearing today is your favorite gray pants.
Are you going to take it off and change into gray pants or gray pants?
It seems that you will wear gray pants today.
Wear your favorite gray pants and do your best today!
Have a good day!
It's over! It's over!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
There's a lot of this.
First of all, the number of gray pants is increasing!
Smoke... Smoke... Smoke is coming out.
Smoke is coming out and recording me over there.
Yes, that's how it was.
You increased it yourself, didn't you?
I increased it for this, didn't I?
And you're wearing the same kind of cigarettes.
It's true! You're not wearing it today, are you?
It was a little hot.
Oh, really?
I want you to stock it up for the rest of your life.
Oh, like jobs.
I'm sure I can wear it anytime.
Don't you think we should talk about it normally and dig deeper?
I don't like that kind of consensus.
Shibata's ranking... I wonder what it is.
I feel like I'm just going to say "hey" normally.
But it's different from the thesis.
It's like a low-ranking person lying on YouTube.
Oh, I've heard of it.
I've seen it a lot lately.
I see.
Well, my ranking...
Yes?
Here it is!
Tonight, the strongest number will be decided.
Shibayu thinks it's a strong number ranking.
What?
Fifth place.
I don't know!
Fifth place!
Fourth place is four.
Do you know that other numbers and four have features that hide them altogether?
Yes, there are only two advantages of four.
Shut up!
With these two advantages, you can kill your opponent in one blow.
It's a number with a very high attack power.
Alpis Ichimanzakuto is really fast.
Technician!
4th place is "Q".
What do you think of this number?
Yes, it is "limit value".
This status is "canceled".
Limit value that can not give any more damage.
With this, you can intimidate the enemy with an overwhelming strong aura.
And this protruding part is used to hook and throw the opponent.
Most opponents will throw with this "tomoe" throw.
By the way, the similar "6" is insanely weak.
I don't know the meaning of existence anymore.
3rd place is "3".
"3" is a number where attack and defense are clearly separated.
If you aim at the person who has a hole in his body, you can defend yourself.
You can catch the opponent tightly with a form that overlaps two "sasumata".
And you can attack with the person who does not have a hole in his body.
You can crush the opponent with a double attack.
"Limit value".
And "3" has a very big special move.
Have you ever thought of this once in your life?
"3" feels a little "eros".
Punch "Ichikoro" where the opponent is tempted by this arrogant body.
After that, "Ichikoro" and "sasumata".
"8" is second place for a very simple reason.
It is the weight of "8".
In martial arts, the weight of "8" has a very advantageous advantage.
And "8" has a high potential for jumping power using the spring in front of you.
If you aim at the joint part where "8" has low endurance, you can break "8" into pieces.
However, "8" is still strong here.
After this, you can only move independently for "8" seconds.
"8" is quite strong for this reason.
It is said that "infinity glasses" may be mistaken and "glasses user" may wear "infinity glasses".
Now, the first place is...
But before that, let's go to your favorite ranking that you can't help but think of.
Now, back to today's number ranking...
Strong number ranking, the first place is...
It's upside down!
Excuse me, the number ranking and first place have been switched.
Well, whatever.
And with that...
It's a terrible world view.
I'm dead!
What did I make?
What did you make?
You can say that in the afternoon.
That's a little harsh.
You can say that in the afternoon.
It's not like it's a face of a man.
If it's a woman, she'll be happy about it.
It's not like you can say it in the middle of the night.
It's a video in a comedy show in the middle of the night.
So it's already ten times better.
Ten times better.
I think number one is more versatile.
One of them is too light.
Two looks strong.
It's easy to offer.
It's like a fixed range.
It's not strong.
What are you talking about?!
What did you do when you became popular?
It's funny.
It's a broadcast accident.
No one will say that.
It's a funny broadcast accident.
It's a broadcast accident.
It didn't work out.
It's not like a show in the afternoon.
It's impossible for us to get excited about things we don't know about.
It's impossible.
Based on my reflection this time, I hope you'll be more interested in me.
I hope you'll send me a message saying, "Next time, I'd like you to tell me what you're interested in."
Please look forward to it.
See you in the next ranking.
Goodbye.